2017-18 NHL season: A hater's guide to the Atlantic Division

NHL back, baby!

At long last, we've reached the end of this futile and unnecessary exercise. If you feel like you've aged about four yearsjust reading these previews, imagine how I must feel, I who write the damn things. We conclude this overview of the little league that can't with the Atlantic Dvision, Canada's very own and the one division that constantly manages to disappoint us.

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2017-18 NHL season: A hater's guide to the Central Division

NHL back, baby!

While our main goal in these here parts is not to celebrate the return of the eternal fifth wheel of the sports landscape that is the NHL, we must acknowledge that yep, NHL back... baby! (It just sounds better with it.)

To read the first part of this hater's guide on the Pacific Division, please head on over here.

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2017-18 NHL season: A hater's guide to the Pacific Division

NHL back, baby!

While our main goal in these here parts is not to celebrate the return of the eternal fifth wheel of the sports landscape that is the NHL, we must acknowledge that yep, NHL back...baby! (It just sounds better with it.) 

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2016-17 NHL season: A hater's guide to the Western Conference

Somehow, it's time for yet another season of NHL hockey, though this year it's different. You may not known the season was about to start (and for your sake we hope you didn't because the thing was so dumb), because we were treated to the spectacle that was the 2016 World Cup of Hockey, the hockey equivalent of a Tim Horton's drive-through.

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